i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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