You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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