Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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