I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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