with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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