her vagine was all disorganized.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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