I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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