Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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