I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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