And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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