never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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