Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Found your dick twin last night
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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