I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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