is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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