I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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