Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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