don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Randomize