Princesses don't give blow jobs
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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