just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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