yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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