I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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