And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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