Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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