So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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