at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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