they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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