Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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