I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize