absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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