I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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