i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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