It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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