I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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