who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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