Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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