people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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