omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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