i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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