I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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