what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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