Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have fence marks all over my body
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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