she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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