I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There's always time for handjobs
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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