is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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