'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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