I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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