ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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