How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
