I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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