maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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