He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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