Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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