You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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