I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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