My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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