please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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