With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
